See wetin i do myself 4 crunches

i was in crunches yesterday when I
suddenly realized I desperately
needed to mess, They were playing
Don Jazzy’s Dorobucci.
The music was really really loud, so I
timed my mess with the beat of the
music. I was releasing my mess
alongside the music so that nobody
would hear the sound of the mess
although the mess was very loud too.
When I finished, I started to feel
better but I looked around and
noticed that everybody in the
restaurant frowned and was staring
at me….. Why?
Then I suddenly remembered that I
was listening to the music with my
ear-phone. I almost fainted!!!